Literature
Miss Swann
Who does he think he is? That guy has tangled with the wrong girl! No one says no to Bella Swann!
Huh, darn right!
Dismissed, rejected, publicly humiliatedwhy, it's more than I can bear!
More beer?
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Who, you? Oh, brother! Bella, you've got to pull yourself together!
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Miss Swann,
Looking so downright emo
Every gal here'd love to beat you, Miss Swann,
Even when calling you hoe
There's no girl in lit least admired as you
You're making every baby cry
Nobody's awed or inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Miss Swann
No one's sick as M